Hilarious

I'm up even before the sun comes out working on some writing and trying to calm my achy tummy. I baked a chicken yesterday and I think I got food poisoning. So that's not good. I took two acidophilus and it still didn't work.

In happier news, I had a pretty funny day today. I interviewed this guy from a band I like. He's really cute and funny and talks a blue streak. I got drunk on a Tang mimosa, too. That was pretty funny. Out of the blue, I hit dude in the face with a packet of tissues. He looked at me like I was crazy and just started cracking up. I think he knew...

Watched the Oscars last night and they were boring. SNORE...! I thought James Franco and Anne Hathaway would have been really cool and really funny. But he looked terribly tense and she was nuts and hyper. It was weird to watch. Christian Bale won, though. I like him. I interviewed him a few years ago for this Werner Herzog movie. I was surprised that he hadn't won an Oscar already. Seems like he already had one. But I'm glad he has one now. Woo-hoo! Anyway, congrats to The King's Speech. Love Colin Firth and HBC. She's the best!

Teen Mom Controversy

I can't believe that all these gossip sites and outlets are targeting those poor girls from "Teen Mom" on MTV. First of all, there's nothing about that show that glorifies teen pregnancy. If you watch it, you'll notice that all those chicks have hectic and often sad lives. I'm old as fuck and even I find what they go through scary.

Then, to splash them across the covers of tabloids seems like adding insult to injury. Leave them alone. It's tacky.

Writing

I'm writing my butt off right now. It's a nice groove to be in. Oh, did I mention that I'm also watching National Lampoon's European Vacation? Because I am. And it is AWESOME!