Friday, March 11, 2011

You're Being Played


All this Charlie Sheen stuff is so awesome. Not because he's cool, but because he's making a fool out of everyone. He's not sick; he's media savvy. You can't vilify the guy and then sit around and watch EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF PRESS on him, judging him the whole way.


From a Marketing perspective, he's managed to brand himself, his harem of bitches and his homies. There are actually companies out there who can't even do what Sheen's done with the level of success he has. THAT'S his next career move: Brand Management consultant.


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

My Teeth Are Shifting


I have all this stuff lodged into my teeth. Now, every time I go to floss, it breaks off in my teeth because there is no space between them. It's very uncomfortable right now. I can feel all this food in my mouth and I hate it.

Even when I use peroxide (which now I must do to make sure I don't wind up with dentures) I don't feel like it's getting them clean.

NASTY...