30-Something and Still in High School?

So this has been an interesting month...

The situation with my stalker has been getting really crazy. So, a while back, this geriatric pig named Debbie or Devora or something went off on me at a press junket because some director she was throwing herself at dissed her and "flirted" with me instead. I'm reticent to even call it flirting because I think the guy was just disgusted with her and was in dire need to illustrate that point.

Anyway, for the next couple of years, that cow threw shade, talked about me, called me names and continued to bring up how I--according to her--didn't "know my place" (which is racist for "I hate black people.").

So I wrote an article about what an asshole she is. I, of course, did not name names...

Unbeknownst to me, another whack-job bottom-feeder was out there and read that very same article and somehow got it in her mentally ill head that I'd written it about her. So since 2009, this second nut has apparently been going around junkets spreading lies about me and telling anyone who'll listen that I'm talking shit about her and that I'm out to get her. Since I never named names in my article and since a lot of those "journalists" are drama-starved wingnuts anyway, this created the perfect environment for her to convince people that I had written about her, even though she knows good and well we've never met or talked or been acquainted--NOTHING.

Now, that first sociopath was a shock. I didn't deserve to be attacked just because she's too unpleasant to get the guys she's attracted to. But this second idiot is LITERALLY someone I've never met, never interacted with and wouldn't know from the crack in my ass.

A publicist friend of mine told me that she works for a place that I used to write for a while back and she's looking to make a name for herself and she thinks that by starting shit with me she's going to do that. Not only that, but she's been enlisting her creepy D-lister minions to snoop around my Facebook page, hack into my email account, drive past my house and follow me around press events to "intimidate" me. I even saw what I have since been told was her scurrying around a press conference with my article in her psychotic hands, pointing at me and telling people that it was about her and that I should be "destroyed" because of it. Huh?!?!

Stalker, what are you, 12? Don't you have a job or a life? Loser, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!! What's more, I don't care about you--not even with your pathetic attempts to embed yourself in my life. I've got bigger fish to fry like that racist cow who started this mess in the first place.

I'm so annoyed. What is it with women nowadays? You're overweight and men don't want you but somehow that's my fault? When I can't land a guy I'm attracted to, I pretty it up and work it out on the treadmill; I don't go around blaming other women for that. When I wasn't happy about where my career was going, I went back to school and upped my game. I didn't go around committing felony and misdemeanor harassment to put myself on the map.

Which brings me to my next point. Recently, the cops showed up at my house and told me that a few people close to this second sad-ass wannabe who narcissistically and erroneously THINKS I've targeted her have come forward and signed statements detailing some of the more disturbing comments she's made about me and things she's attempted to do to me. It's now under official investigation. And lucky for me, that 2nd chick wasn't the least bit discreet about her stalking so several people have narc'd her out.

Personally, I think they should put the bitch back on her meds and ship her back to whatever rock she crawled out of.