A friend of mine told me that she met her husband years ago on a dating site. So I joined one and have proceeded to meet some of the most low-rent, social deviant bastards on the planet.
A note other singles: people are on dating sites for a reason. And that's because they are horrible people. I am alone for a reason. And that's because I never learned how to play well with others.
I think I need to just learn to be cool with being single. I'm always miserable in relationships, anyway. I always feel like I'm settling. Truthfully, I always am!
Maybe I should just be gay. All the girls who like me are totally cute, educated and well-off. All the guys who like me are broke, short and have questionable hygiene. So there it is. Anthropology at its worst.
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