My new neighbor had the audacity to corner me recently and demand that I give him the use of my garage. He tells me that he can't afford Public Storage so he expects me to give him my garage. First of all, deadbeat, if you can't afford Public Storage, what in hell makes you think you can afford what I'd charge you for the garage? What kind of white trash motherfucker does that, anyway? (apologies to the other "white trash" people of higher moral fiber).
To me, that's like going up to a perfect stranger and asking, "Hey, douche, can I get your social security number? My credit's bad and you look like yours is better."
This guy is even more of a deadbeat than the last crazy person that rented that apartment. And that woman was an admitted crackhead.
I sometimes think my landlady is doing this on purpose. Of all the people who wanted to rent that unit, she gives it away to a shady loser in foreclosure with no manners and poor moral fiber.
Way to go, Rosemarie.
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